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sloppy croc 

A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.
" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"
sloppy croc by The Weather Beaver November 5, 2017

sloppy santa 

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.
Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.
sloppy santa by jackbackattack November 2, 2017

Sloppy slick-back 

When you ejaculate into a tub of hair gel/moose/wax and proceed to slick you or a friends hair back.
I once gave myself a sloppy slick-back.
Sloppy slick-back by 4n41F10W November 16, 2017

sloppy left overs

Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head
Have fun with my sloppy left overs
sloppy left overs by Lolly2302 November 28, 2017

Sloppy Joe

A girl wh makes slurping sounds while sucking dick.
That thot gave me head and the neighbors made a noise complaint. She a sloppy joe
Sloppy Joe by BootyBiterBillyBob December 28, 2017

sloppy ham 

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube
Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham
sloppy ham by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018