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Super Straight

A very real, very legitimate sexuality and preference. Consisting of an extremely marginalized community.

Those who identify as Super Straight strongly identify with a desire to only partner with people who identify as and remain their biological gender.

The Super Straight flag, displayed by Super Straights and those who show support for the Super Straight identity is black and orange, representing solidarity with People of Color and Natives.
Person A: Sorry, I only date biological women/men.
Trans Person: Oh my god, that's so fucking transphobic, how dare you!?
Person A: No, I'm not transphobic, I'm Super Straight. And you should respect peoples preferences.
Trans Person: Oh, I see. I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Person A: It's okay, we can still be friends.
by Tough Pill February 1, 2023
mugGet the Super Straightmug.

super dmca

A rediculous hacker friendly law that disallow the use of firewalls just to crack down on unauthorized duplication of media.
Thanks to the Super DMCA, a lot of computers in Michigan have been hit by Cyber Terrorists.
by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003
mugGet the super dmcamug.

super straight

-fake sexuality to blur the transphobia in a person.
-synonym: super insecure, bored, uneducated, jealous and transphobic.
wow the super straights are just so disgusting- imagine making a sexuality to bring people down just because you think 'trans women aren't real women or trans men arent real men' you insufferable idiot.
by the bi frog March 28, 2021
mugGet the super straightmug.

Super tiff

Supertiff is the female version of spiderman
" Oh look i see super tiff "

( a girl dressed in spiderman costume swinging from buildings )
by sytex February 2, 2008
mugGet the Super tiffmug.

super-shquim

1. The globular eruption of a blustering hemorrhoid mixed with the crusted remains of dead skin and bacteria in and/or around the testicles and foreskin of male-genitalia.

2. See shquim and smegma.

3. Also used as an insult in reference to the worst cunt and/or twat ex-girlfriend to have ever existed.

4. An insult reserved for extremely overactive douche bags.
Oh dear God, is that super-shquim running down your thigh!?

Wow. Kayla has to be THE BIGGEST super-shquim I have ever met. Don't you guys all agree?
(several virile young men nod in agreement)
by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
mugGet the super-shquimmug.

Super Straight

A sexuality where you only date cisgender people
“Would you date a trans women
No, Im Super Straight
by Itzclixer March 6, 2021
mugGet the Super Straightmug.

Super straight

When a man is really ugly, they usually are really cringe and like “dark humour”. They are also usually virgins. I have never seen someone say they are super straight that doesn’t look like they are the product of incest.
“Did you hear that hunter identifies as super straight?”

“Well I’m not really surprised, there is good reason he’s never gotten laid”
by Bunniebby March 7, 2021
mugGet the Super straightmug.

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