Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.

Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !

by uwu09999 January 17, 2022

hughie simp

Hughie is such a huge simp he is almost as big as a simp as duke

Here comes hughie simp again...

by bigfriendlybear November 9, 2020

ranboo simp

My best friend codie

Codie u fucking ranboo simp

by Weemidgetboy May 11, 2021

Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.

Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.

by imakefunofmyfriends December 10, 2021

PETA simp

A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!

Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!

by IHATEPETA March 19, 2022

gillespie simp

Someone who is madly in love with charlie gillespie. He is perfect and can always bring a smile to your face. HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN EVER

How have you seen that gillespie simp today?

by ggeats January 1, 2021

Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.

Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.

by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021