ryan smyth

The best god damn oiler ever. He was the hart and sole of the Edmonton Oilers hockey club. He wore the number 94. He was the Alternate Captin for the 2005-2006 playoff run where he led the oilers to the Stanleycup final. He was always the first one one the ice at practice and the last one off.

Guy 1Did you see the oilers game last night?
Guy2 yeah Ryan smyth was great.

by Oiler fan 94 March 27, 2015

Ryan Waldinger

A fruity boy who loves to lick his friends wieners

That Ryan Waldinger Guy really is a fruit.

by Moley Molerson May 29, 2018

ryan boemer

Loser who drives a v6 Mustang, who has a lisp as well.

Ryan Boemer is a loser in his v6 Mustang.

by Baljeet Prabkhar January 26, 2018

bryce-ryan

a bum that consistently lies 24/7 and has almost every std imaginable.

Oh lord, Bryce-Ryan is trying to sneak into our friend group.

by Monday-Friday September 8, 2020

ryan vroom

Ryan Vroom is a great guy who has the highest respect for girls. He is also quite attractive.

That Ryan Vroom is so sweet, and hot!

by SilverWhisper June 8, 2017

Ryan Morrison

I know you looked up your first and last name, Ryan.

Ryan: this is kind of creepy, it’s probably someone else named Ryan Morrison tho, right?

by Human Microwave May 20, 2021

Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021