Newsom’s Revenge

When you remove the water saver valve from a hotel shower head only to have your nipples injured taking a shower due to excessive water pressure.

Guys! I solved the water pressure problem in the room but got a bad case of Newsom’s Revenge!

by NotBryanS February 10, 2026

Napoleon's Revenge

While performing vigorous anal sex, the large intestine accumulate tears resulting in bleeding. The top violently ejaculates their baby gravy in a finishing move that acts as a douche, resulting in an explosive combination of diarrhea, blood, and love custard (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla).

I gave her the good ol Napoleon's Revenge

by TipToucher March 11, 2026

Fogle's Revenge

An offshoot of "Montezuma's Revenge"; Fogle's Revenge (Named after Jared Fogle, the old spokesperson for Subway turned child predator) is the stomach ache inducing diarrhea the morning after consuming a Subway sandwich, usually caused by their meats going bad.

"Dude, I don't think I'll ever eat at Subway again."
"How come?"
"The morning after, I had the worst case of Fogle's Revenge. Never again."

by Dat_Sasquatch March 25, 2026

Gonorrhea’s Revenge

When you party too hard over the weekend and end up calling out sick on Monday for work.

Manny’s got a case of Gonorrhea’s Revenge again.

by Surgical Stewart September 22, 2025

OpposingFork's Revenge

OpposingFork's Revenge is a sexual masturbation story about love and dishonor. So fork got banned from many syrian servers because of his urbans, so he went and did as any normal homs syrian coastal accent would do and debated musa and made musa cum for the first time, it was crazy the cum was everywhere, then he blamed it on dako and blocked and banned him from forks camp because fork made musa cum and blamed it on the romanian, fork is a racist syrian doctorate engineer. Then fork went and had sex with many syrian infidels in an anti islamic server that blamed musa for 9/11. Fork then revenged dako again calling him romanian thief because he is racist islamophobe and we all know that, he always loses debates with musa because musa is always rigth and the best debater and he destroys fork's fallacious arguments against islam, then fork goes out and hits musa with a dildo then blames the muslim syrians for syrias bad state, he supports jolani and terrorists anyways. In simple terms opposingforks revenge is a series of masturbatory problems that are solved with peace between the coastal syrians and the syrian server called jolani offenders bombers.

OpposingFork's Revenge is crazy did u hear abt it

by Dako123 October 28, 2025

Nut So Raven

When you bust a nut and have a ‘That So Raven’ esque premonition. Can vary in length and vividness. If the vision is too cloudy and vague, one may be susceptible of misconstruing said vision.

Dude right after I nutted I saw that the Stars won the Cup.

Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??

Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.

by Francis69 November 16, 2025

Ramon's Revenge

A severe case of diarrhea resulting from swallowing a large volume of a Mexican's semen. More likely to occur when in Mexico, but can happen anywhere.

An hour after he sucked off Carlos and swallowed, Kevin came down with a severe case of diarrhea. While on the toilet, he kept rambling, "Fucking Carlos gave me a case of Ramon's Revenge, I'm never sucking Mexican cock again, his cum tasted like rotten jalapenos and monterey jack cheese...."

by Velvet Tongue January 14, 2026