Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Velocity Endurance Racing

People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.

Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"

by toosexy4myshirt January 22, 2021

The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.

Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 1, 2021

Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun

My hobby is stock car racing

by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 6, 2022

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022

NO PREP RACING

Brand that is the Epicenter of the the No Prep or Non Prepped surface of racing. This format is used by only the baddest racers on the planer not afraid of the surface and completely confident in their ability to drive.

I bet that driver would never have a chance in No Prep Racing.

by TURBOSNAKE December 2, 2022