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read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023
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Lil pump

A dumbass who inspires 10 year olds to sing his song everywhere and get defensive if you say anything about him. Also act like a tuff guy.
Is actually weak AF
Jim:Lil pump is Oka-
Mason: *Grabs you by the throat* Want to finish that motherfucker?!
Jim: He's okay.
Mason:*Throws a weak all out punch.*
Jim: *Shoots him*
by Please Fucking shoot me December 19, 2019
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Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.
Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”
by Ploozy June 17, 2024
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Pump Rock

A type of rock genre where the singer, sounds like the Dollar Store version of Lars Ulrich from Metallica. Specifically Lil Pump's song Pump Rock x Heavy Metal. It just sounds excruciatingly awful.
"Man have you heard that metal song by Lil Pump? He's pretty much the living embodiment of the Pump Rock genre,"
by Randym P3rson October 7, 2023
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pump dumb

When a girl experiences her brain progressively shutting down or feeling foggier with every pump of a penis during sex. The intense physical sensation overwhelms her mind, leaving her temporarily dazed and mentally blank.
"By the third round, I was so pump dumb I couldn’t even remember how to spell my own name. I just laid there, smiling like an idiot!"
by Cousin Cottontail October 30, 2024
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Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
by Dycokac February 12, 2019
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bow to pump

1. originates the Japanese word "yagamo" which literally translates to "arrow duck", but is also short for "ya ga mune ni sasuru", meaning "an arrow strikes my chest" or "a bow and arrow shot my blood-pump."

2. cupid has struck.
while seeing their crush come in
Naruru: BE STILL MY HEART!
Ruruna: Total bow to pump!
by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021
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