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Dutch Pizza Hut

The act of going to a friends house to masturbate.
You better shut up Davis or I'm going to dutch pizza hut you next time I'm over.

I love to dutch pizza hut, it's the next best thing to doing it at home!
by Sir Awesome TNA January 14, 2010
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ninja pizza delivery

Noun: When one orders a pizza for delivery and is told that it will take 35-40 minutes, however, the pizza delivery person shows up 15 minutes later. This quick delivery usually catches customers by surprise.
Man, I ordered some pizza last night and they told me it was going to be a while. So I decided to have myself some me-time before it got there. I was just getting started when the doorbell rang. Fucking pizza was guy was there in like 12 minutes. That was a serious ninja pizza delivery!
by grisslebone September 13, 2011
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hung like a pizza

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth
Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!
by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021
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thin crust pizza

A meme about skeppy sending 72 thin crust pizzas to badboyhalos house knowing bbh hated thin crust pizzas
SKEPPY I HATE THIN CRUST PIZZA!”
by layaakasomeone February 2, 2021
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buffalo chicken pizza

The Best pizza ever. It normally comes with blue cheese dressing but is amazing with ranch dressing as well.
by mj_alf January 10, 2009
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freddy fazbear pizza

The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.
Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!
by ^_^ December 14, 2014
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Pork Scotch pizza

The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.
Why is that security guard so fucking fat?

You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.
by Lumpbag May 4, 2009
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