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peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean
You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....
by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023
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Peanut kisses

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off
by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Spicy peanuts

A synonym for cum
by Akdhdkdo February 11, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
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three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players
That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut
by 1willy April 8, 2011
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Irrelevant Peanut

Used to describe someone who's life has no meaning to, does nothing important or useful, thick headed and just generally stubborn and who's opinion doesn't matter.
by Irrelevant Peanut June 15, 2023
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