pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Nickel Pumped

Something a chubby idiot calls herself

“ hey I think my stupid name Nickel Pumped is clever. “

by J boney November 8, 2017

Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.

John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.

by Yaomman September 8, 2022

Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.

Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...

by Lilmoop June 30, 2018

Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.

Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full

by superpumpedguy123 December 20, 2019