Pump Roulette

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

lean pump cycle

YASSSS lean pump clash royale
HEHEHEHA

OMFG he used lean pump cycle

by anonymous April 1, 2022

Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

Cyber pumping

The anticipation built up between two individuals who are engaging in consistent sexual Direct Messaging (DM) before they meet in person.

John and Tiffany were cyber pumping so much before their first date, they couldn’t even make it through dinner without touching each other.

by DFilly and SHenson January 22, 2018

Double Pump

A Guy who cums really quickly when having sex

Girl: James is a double pumper

by Wang Dangler890 March 24, 2019