pre-v

When you prematurely Venmo someone for a round of drinks and then you decide to buy the next round, requiring them to Venmo back to you. If you had just lasted a little longer before trying to settle up, no Venmo would have been necessary.

Friend 1: Ok, I'll Venmo you for that drink.
Friend 2: Hold up - you know we never have just one beer. You don't want to have a pre-v.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Pre - Pwnd

Pre - Pwnd (adj.) - Having been owned(beaten) prior to the begining of the contest(game).

I was playing Starcraft 2 against some Koreans last night. I got Pre - Pwnd.

by Pst-P0wned Master September 9, 2010

pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.

Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.

by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025

Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.

While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis

by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016

pre-sneezin

The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.

Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.

by myk247365 October 7, 2017

Pre•Rigor Mortis

~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.

•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.

Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.

by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025

Pre-Singing

When you're singing along with the radio to a song you like, you start singing before the first verse starts. Adverse effects include but are not limited to: trying to sing loud so people don't notice, then quickly changing the station, or the disapproval of your friends. (Usually in the form of laughter.)

Sal: Ticking away the moments that make up...
Brendan: Shut the fuck up you tool, you're pre-singing
Lee: HaHaHaHaHa, faggot!

by SuperGhillie July 28, 2011