Philo the Pillow

A pillow that looks like a human that lives in nj

"Philo the Pillow" I yelled.
Ignores

by Chikabille February 21, 2021

Best western pillow teeth

Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows

AYO she’s got some best western pillow teeth

by casidymae January 14, 2021

unchain your pillow

Unchaining your pillow can be used in many different ways

Describing how beautifully poetic something is

or

to talk around NSFW topics

Example 1:

This poem was so beautiful, it unchained your pillow

Example 2:

I want to unchain your pillow later?

by UnchaningYourPillow April 2, 2021

Give that pillow some head

To lay your head on a pillow, as to "go to bed"

You been driving all night dog. I know you 'bout ready to give that pillow some head!!

by Dr Dre' May 11, 2021

eijis_teary_pillow

the hottest mf on thin ice 😋👨🏿 🌾😕🙏🏽

omg ur such a eijis_teary_pillow

by parkjiminsleftbigtoe July 24, 2021

eijis_teary_pillow

the hottest mofo on thin ice

person 1: omg ur such a eijis_teary_pillow
person 2: really! is that a compliment or an insult 🤨

by parkjiminsleftbigtoe July 24, 2021

San Francisco Pillow Fight

A San Francisco pillow fight consists of a group of skinny-jean and scarf wearing dudes taking turns flogging each other with their yam bags. The victor is determined by whomever can withstand the most scrotes without blowing their nut guppies all over the place.

Oh man, I was involved in the most intense San Francisco pillow fight, the other day. By the end of it, it looked like a Cinnabon store exploded!

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021