You know what? I don’t know. I actually don’t know what the fuck this is. I am completely at a loss for words. I literally heard this once outside a deli and I’ve been contemplating it since. Do you know what it is? I don’t. Fuck off.
by definitelynotfink January 06, 2019
When a man asks a woman if she would like a pizza with extra sausage, but to her suprise when she opens the pizza the mans penis is poking through the warm cheese.
by j3wsus September 02, 2005
A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.
Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.
by Britt_ain July 09, 2006
a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Dude, why are you wearing the same clothes as yesterday?"
"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"
"oooooooooh"
"Man, I ate a mini cheese pizza"
"oooooooooh"
by Shannon Simonsen June 26, 2008
When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
by Narc_man October 20, 2020
The newest item on the krusty krab menu. Always remember to order with a Diet Dr. Kelp. Spongebob and Squidward will eventually deliver it to you, but they may end up at your house driving a rock.
The krusty krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me. The krusty krab pizza is the pizza absolutivaly. The KRUUUUSTY KRAAAAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAAAAA FOR YOU AND
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
by cant tell u January 25, 2006
A white box pizza is a pizza with a very common taste with other pizza places with white pizza boxes. Alot of pizza places that have white boxes taste very similar to other pizza places with white boxes. This doesn't mean the pizza is bad, it just means that they taste generic. White Box Pizza places are usually locally owned.
Normal Pizza- Little Ceasars, Dominos, etc.
White Box Pizza- Local Pizza Places (Guiseppe's Pizza)
Normal Pizza- Little Ceasars, Dominos, etc.
White Box Pizza- Local Pizza Places (Guiseppe's Pizza)
"Hey Tony, have you tried that new pizza place in town?"
"Yeah, it just tastes like a white box pizza."
"Yeah, it just tastes like a white box pizza."
by DeltaEnergy October 31, 2018