peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.

5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.

by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024

Peanut butter doggy

When u cover your penis in peanut butter and have ur partner lick it all off. After you ejaculated in their mouth u gave them swallow your peanut butter flavored load.

I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end

by Dirtyjoe09 June 14, 2024

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Peanuts

a meager thing or amount, particularly a small sum of money.

he pays peanuts

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024

peanut ass nigga

A person whom lacks cognitive skills associated with doing just about anything in life. He/she is typically always being clowned on. They lack common sense, and They typically have a Low IQ, similar to a peanut. That’s just all they know. Peanuts. Because they’re peanut brained.

I told that peanut ass nigga that he shouldn’t have smoked that shake, now he’s tweaking on the street sending and deleting snaps from the group chat that he meant to send to the hoes.

by sillyahhnickel July 20, 2024

The Peanut Game

An unusual Sexual Roleplay game in which you, and your partner, act out a unique “consensual non-consent” fantasy involving the Dominant Partner placing a large peanut between the ass cheeks of the Submissive Partner, who is unable to resist or defend themselves (typically because they are physically weak to resist from severe illness, or exhaustion).

The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).

The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.

James almost died from playing The Peanut Game with a Crazy Latina during Covid… Luckily Matt came in and saved James by getting him to a doctor.

by Freedom Ain’t Free February 26, 2023

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023