A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022
Get the John Andersmug. by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018
Get the john parkermug. A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort
by Rhunt January 27, 2016
Get the john housermug. by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023
Get the John Dudesmenmug. John with a G or, Gohn <3
John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
by Iris<3 April 28, 2022
Get the John with a Gmug. Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre
by -meaningless- March 1, 2021
Get the John Rabemug. When you are riding down the street on a tricycle and you have your stanky DICK flopping about, therefore alot of people get arrested for doing the "John Tricycle"
by Opiumpenis 33 November 28, 2013
Get the John Tricyclemug.