Put a mirror under their nose

If you think someone is dead, you put a mirror under their nose to check if their alive by seeing if the mirror fogs up or not.

Oh my! I think Frank's dead!

Put a mirror under their nose!

Oh. It's fogging up. Frank's just passed out face first from drinking too much. Silly Frank the Tank.

by GDSquared October 20, 2008

Same goes big nose.

The correct response to cheers big ears.

If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.

Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.

by AJ_Legend March 18, 2008

dick nose

an exremly large penis

he had a dick nose and it felt so good

by laura gilgamish February 15, 2008

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

Shake it like a red nose

To shake one's ass vigorously... The referral to a red nose pitbull. As in the dog would get a hold of something and shake it vigorously.

Shake it like a red nose

by FadiG November 25, 2013

pin a rose on your nose

Said with a sarcastic tone in voice. Used to tell someone that "nobody cares." Often used when one does not want to listen to a long story someone else wants to tell. This phrase mostlikely originated on the early 1990's show "Full House."

Person 1: I have so much to tell you! I just had my first horseback riding lesson and jumped my first fence in one day!
Person 2: Well pin a rose on your nose.

by mkkmypet May 18, 2005

bent nose

a person with a slanted nose.

ha Bilal you got a bent nose hahahahaha

by john.k December 12, 2007