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Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.
Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!
by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021
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medford morninger

It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work
Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!

Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!
by smileycop December 9, 2008
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Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
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Grab morning by the biscuit

he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.
by JJjr April 12, 2013
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.
by Nippalodian May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time
“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”
by Linda- May 25, 2018
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