Monkey Man

Monkey Man

Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014

Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.

Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.

by JGanja August 27, 2014

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

monkey bits

Chicken wings

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?

by SnareC June 10, 2016

Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall

Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"

by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018