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Rock Monkey

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen
Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.
by le Monkeys November 25, 2020
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Monkey Round

A sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.
You go to the footy with the lads. Tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. Jimmy Mac asks "Did you not get the pies in?" Tom replies "They've got no pies left" Jimmy Mac notices pie crumbs round Tom's chops suggesting that Tom did infact have a sneaky pie. This is a monkey round.
by TommyBear August 8, 2015
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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017
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Cup and monkey

Post-sex cupping your hand down there to prevent spillage and walking - which resembles a monkey walk.
by K11f December 14, 2014
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Monkey Lord

The definition of Jad , a monkey ruler and powerful being , can control monkeys left and right. Jad is hot and amazing. He is capable of fricking anything and is a god.
Monkey : Oooga Monkey hail Jad Monkey Lord
Jad: Monkey have banana
by Minecraft Monkey Mod April 18, 2021
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Twinkle Monkey

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.
"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009
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monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist
Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird
by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015
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