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Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.
I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.
by definer222222 February 25, 2019
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Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.
The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.
by Brain Hatchet February 28, 2019
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Female Monkey

A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
by Daddy Donkeyhorse June 14, 2019
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freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
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rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017
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Mattress Monkey

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.
by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017
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