Mom bucket

Fancy word for vagina

Hey, wanna diddle my mom bucket?

by snuffomega September 20, 2019

mom finger

the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences

my mom uses the mom finger quite often.

by momfingers March 2, 2022

marblehead mom

A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.

-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.

by Diane White April 10, 2019

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021

Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.

"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"

by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019