Mystery meat

Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting

Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles

by I love my ego April 5, 2022

meat casserole

The robust and sulfurous stench coupled with a sophomoric, hideous but natural sound which causes the manifestation of the meat casserole fart smell. Also, a fart which smells similar to meat or barbequed meat.

Husband to wife: "I can't imagine why you ordered that pizza with extra meat last night considering the fact that I might go MC on you again..."

Wife to husband: "Oh don't tell me you're going to do THIS again. Last time it was the CHEESE BLASTER. The time before it was the "berry/nut FIASCO," because of that cereal we had from Central Market. Now you're going MEAT CASSEROLE on me? AGAIN?

"Yeah, after the slice of pie I had today, it's gonna smell like your Italian mother's house does during half time watching the Giants game. Listen here, that stromboli does some damage." "Too much friggin' sausage."

by zackjmack August 19, 2012

she meat

A transgenders (pre-op) version of her vagina.

Sanditee is going to have her breasts done, but will keep her she meat.

by BodyOfCurveZ August 12, 2017

Roach Meat

A person whom is making you feel mentally amused by their actions or their physical appearance

Friend~ " Take a look at this guy...what a roach meat."
Friend 2~ " Wow, his hair makes him look like an iguana"

by Roachmeat255 January 18, 2017

meat blower

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

by Creamy Dudlius February 4, 2018

Meat Exhaustion

Torpor and malaise caused by eating large quantities of meat.

At the barbeque I ate a slab of ribs, a burger, two hot dogs and four pieces of fried chicken. I can't get out of this chair: I am suffering from Meat Exhaustion!

by Dickie Bundle June 9, 2012

Meat Tentacle

The muscle contained within your mouth, ie: your tongue

Eating is so badass, I mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid

by Yblehs October 22, 2014