May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022

May 21

National have a sleepover with your besties day

girl: guess what
girl: what?
girl: it’s may 21st
girl: SLEEPOVER

by kimbiya May 2, 2022

May 13th

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!

YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner

by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022

May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

May 27

Shave you Asshole and send it to gram gram

Hey did you hear about may 27

No what is it about
Well you have to shave your asshole and send the hair to gram gram

by __sorry._ May 27, 2021

May 20th

National Ask Out your Crush Day.

John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected

by OrginalExplorer May 14, 2021