Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH

his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself

by kalmista April 2, 2019

matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.

boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld April 6, 2019

Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Hey yk matthew?” - gorl
“Yah why?” - other gorl
“Matthews a fuckin idiot” - gorl
“U right chica” - other girl

by A literal god April 10, 2019

Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

“Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female

by A literal god April 10, 2019

Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...

by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019

matthew parrott

A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough

Bro did you see Matthew parrott at the party last night that shot got crazy

by The Tennessean April 19, 2019