logan long schlong

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis

Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes

by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022

Eryn Le Long

A person that likes to eat salami off of peoples toes, especially when they’re cheesy.

“Last night I did an Eryn Le Long and I regret nothing”

by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022

Long block math

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...

Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math

by batraworld June 4, 2018

long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale August 18, 2016

a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible

"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben

by street freak April 26, 2022

John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!

James: name one good football team

Reed:John long football

by Mitchell M. October 20, 2019

Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.

Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”

by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020