myspace lesbian

adjective
1: of or relating to Lesbos

2: of or relating to supposed homosexuality between females usually involving gratuitous making out and heavy petting that generally takes place on a weekend evening. Can also be characterized by the "Bi" designation that is listed under "Orientation"

Mary: "I love making out with girls!"

Michael: "Bitch you ain't nothin but a myspace lesbian"

myspace lesbian by jacoblebo December 14, 2007

liar and a lesbian 

When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.

"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."

liar and a lesbian by Amelia Sultana April 22, 2006

Super Lesbian 

When two lesbian guilds become one.

tFG merged with THs, they are now Super Lesbians!

Super Lesbian by Xx Siren xX March 8, 2021

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when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009

lesbian thursday 

(n)
The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.

Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )

lesbian thursday by That Dark Haired Chica January 5, 2005

Lesbian sex 

Lesbian sex is where two females have intercourse. It is most pleasant

If you are fucking looking at this part or just slid down to here you are disgusting 🤮!!!! Lesbians are real people and have lives and careers to take care of!! By looking this up you are degrading lesbian women because you know full well what it’s is you fucking cunt ass bitch!! And yes Jeff it is awesome and you are a cunt and a bigot!!

You ( probably a forty year old man that is fucking creepy as fuck and does not have human decency): man lesbian sex is so hot! I love getting hard to it! 🥵

Any other normal human with emotions and feelings and human decency: well you are disgusting 🤢

Lesbian sex by No one you ducking know March 5, 2021

Gold star lesbian 

A lesbian who is disgusted by any a bi girl who would date and/or have sex with a man

Bi girl: oh that guys cute
Gold star lesbian: Ew you like guys? That's disgusting

Gold star lesbian by Ale.iex June 26, 2019