Super mega long

To do something that should take minutes, ends up taking either hours or days. Deluded to the point where he / she thinks they are efficient, prompt & decisive.
What is Evs up to? He went to Tesco & has been ages, boy he's super mega long sometimes!
by Mr Low Grade February 28, 2010
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long island vagina

An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.
I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.
by McGoo31 December 08, 2015
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Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”
by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020
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Long block math

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...
Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math
by batraworld May 09, 2018
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long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.
Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
by Holly Grale March 01, 2016
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a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
by street freak April 26, 2022
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Bong-Geeda-Long

Zulu, Means 'Get The Fuck On'
Sometimes Used As A Kind Gesture,
Can Also Be Used To Tell Someone To 'Get The Fuck On'.

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"Bong-Geeda-Long Before I Whoop Yo' Monkey Ass BOY!!!"
by Ryan Gosling December 18, 2007
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