In life there are many Karen's
1. The classic Karen- Bob haircut, false nails and usually blonde, they will do ANYTHING to speak to the manager. They always think there right even though 99.99% they speak pure flubblegobbin.
2. The Karen Karen (or double Karen)- These are people called Karen with the Karen stereotype. This double Karen occurs when the stars align on a Friday 13th.
3. The enigma Karen- A person called Karen who is really kind. She's the type to bake really good cookies. However, they only appear once in a blue moon
1. The classic Karen- Bob haircut, false nails and usually blonde, they will do ANYTHING to speak to the manager. They always think there right even though 99.99% they speak pure flubblegobbin.
2. The Karen Karen (or double Karen)- These are people called Karen with the Karen stereotype. This double Karen occurs when the stars align on a Friday 13th.
3. The enigma Karen- A person called Karen who is really kind. She's the type to bake really good cookies. However, they only appear once in a blue moon
Classic Karen: CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?
Double Karen: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
Enigma Karen: I'm Karen, your Karen, she's Karen. Yet we're all so vastly different..
Double Karen: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
Enigma Karen: I'm Karen, your Karen, she's Karen. Yet we're all so vastly different..
by Sai-Chan July 1, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Guy: *eating peacefully*
Karen: ¨My kids are hungry so give me your food!¨
Guy: ¨uh, no this food is mine¨
Karen:¨I´M GETTING THE MANAGER¨
Karen: ¨My kids are hungry so give me your food!¨
Guy: ¨uh, no this food is mine¨
Karen:¨I´M GETTING THE MANAGER¨
by Its called Humor UwU March 23, 2022
Get the Karenmug. a woman who simply doesn’t want to see other people happy and ruins their fun because she simply doesn’t now what fun. have diplomas from Karen university
by tatted t November 20, 2020
Get the karenmug. A 45 year old woman with three kids and a 295 feet long apartment that, every time an employee on any shop messes up something, She has an immediate urge to speak with the manager.
by asdfgvhj March 7, 2024
Get the Karenmug. by Ben Dohver19 April 21, 2019
Get the Karenmug. The personality that once you take on, will probably result in everyone abandoning you, everyone you've ever known hating you, you most likely taking it up the ass repeatedly for it.
If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.
Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.
Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
Watching someone act like a karen in a public area, unable to help or call for help because you yourself have acted like one. That is the definition of hell. Recovering from being a karen is the hardest thing, not just physically but mentally. You will lose your family and friends, you will be destroying your life. You can't get a job, you'll have a criminal record, you'll be classed as scum of the earth. Life for karens is being labelled with the stigma of being the failure, don't do it. It is not worth risking your reputation.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 5, 2025
Get the karenmug. 