Jew Fest

The term "Jew fest"(alternate spelling "Jew-Fest") can be defined as meaning
<<A confrontation between two persons or groups in which one group is significantly more powerful and the outcome of which is obviously one-sided.>>
This definition can be used in two ways 1)From the prospective of the stronger party the confrontation was easy.
2)From the prospective of the weaker party the confrontation was strongly biased against them.

1)"Man that fight with the new kid was so easy it was practically a Jew Fest." 2)"I don't see why Ricky had to beat up the new kid like that. I mean we all knew he was stronger, so why did he have to go and make it such a Jew Fest?"

by Scarlet_Spectre November 6, 2007

jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.

Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.

by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006

jew gold

A bag of gold worn around the neck by a Jew, but only in the South Park universe. Does not actually exist in the real world.

Cartman: Hand over the Jew gold.
Kyle: What gold?
Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks, hand it over.
Kyle: Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks Cartman.

by Igloo June 27, 2008

kamikaze jews

when in brooklyn on a day of holiness and the jews with their crazy hats are everywhere

We we in brooklyn and the kamikaze jews were everywhere!

by JP119 December 17, 2007

Polish Jew

A Jewish person who is of Polish heritage. Often abused for being fat and having no foreskin, the polish jew tends to spend a lot of time at the gym to compensate for his headless snake.

Polish Jews are most commonly called james, or mount vic jew step

by James Jack Shaw November 12, 2010

jew driver

a drink that only faggets drink containing vodka and orange juice.

a jewish drink.

ben: what are you drinking tonight?

Mike Mconel: oh you know the jew driver as usually dewed.

ben: shut up jew

by jizzmin6969 May 29, 2011

jew-bag

A kid no one likes who is selfish and rich.

That kid is such a jew-bag.

by Jose Pardo March 31, 2005