January 3rd

January 3rd is global noise day where you are allowed to make as much noise without being disturbed

Jon: keep it quiet over there will you!

Bobby: nah its January 3rd which means national noise day

by Cillmaster October 15, 2020

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.

Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017

Join Jesus January

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

by Spam Police November 12, 2018

January 12th

Only people with the smallest pp are born on this day

Man I bet he was born on January 12th

by JAYcruz October 15, 2019

January 21

People born on this day are LIRES no cap. They will lie and gossip until no one loves them no more

Dude no. 1: Hey dude, my gf is born on the January 21.

Dude no. 2: run dude, she is going to lie to you, get out fast

by Bubblesbae November 4, 2019

Jizz Jar January

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january

i gotta do Jizz Jar January now?

by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018

January 3rd

These are the kids who are like chavs, they go out of their way to seem like the hardest person and brag about everything, they think it’s cool to smoke and are roadmen/ roadwomen

January 3rd? What a puff

by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019