jesus junkies

people, who's lives are governed by the mythological figure of a character in religious folklore, by the name of jesus.

The controversial World Youth Day in Sydney, Austalia, July 2008, is a gathering of hundreds of thousands of cathiolic jesus junkies, including their top godgobber, the octogenerian German warmongering agitator, Pope Benedict Ratzinger the XV1.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

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(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

by Rick8296 August 31, 2005

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Based Jesus

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

by Jayy Jayy October 1, 2013

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jesus toe

Ya know that toe next to your big toe? I'm gonna call it an Index toe....... a "Jesus toe" is when your Index toe is longer than your Big toe.

Angelique: "Yeah! thats called a Jesus toe!"
Tricia: "You can shut the hell up."

by Tricia January 31, 2005

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Jesus Kiss

When two people kiss standing on rocks in a body of water. The name comes from the illusion that the two people are walking on holy water while kissing. If you need some spicy curry in your relationship, this is a fun way to change it up while feeling holy.

Princess Panchali is tired of the same ole' spidey upside down kiss so Raymond takes it upon himself and pulls her over for a spontaneous and holy Jesus Kiss.

by Princess Panchali May 10, 2010

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