Just Jerking January

such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...

every hour the clock ticks is a fap...

like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...

This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm

A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you

by meh12558 December 3, 2018

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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

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demon jerk

When you get jerked off from under the bed

A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk

by Owds January 2, 2021

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National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017

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