Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

Willy Wash

The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.

Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"

by pythonbytes August 10, 2022

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.

Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.

by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019