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girlfriend

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):
by mr.sad December 30, 2021
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Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
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my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
by 1173666 July 13, 2017
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College girlfriend

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
by nilethe146 June 6, 2018
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wikipedia girlfriend

The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.
"How do you even know that? You're such a nerd. <3 "
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Girlfriend"
by wikipediagf April 16, 2023
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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
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