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Foreskincast

A crazy prediction made by jags_von_David the German shepherd on social media about forecasts the will never happen or is just comical.
Good morning I'm jags handy and here is today's foreskincast! Mostly cloudy with a 10 percent chance of alcohol abuse.
by Jags_von_david September 29, 2025
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Foreskincast

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025
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Foreskincast

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025
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Forgasmination

A consensual detailed examination of a female’s body to determine where and how she derives arousal, whether for foreplay, and/or sexual climax(es), with or without sexual penetration (oral, vaginal, and/or anal). These activities can result in psychological and physical responses through oral, clitoral, vaginal, g-spot, anal and/or blended simulation, which differentiates by intensity, duration, and fluid production, whether brief, gradual, longer, singular, multiple, or extended.
Because my girlfriend was accustomed to prior partners not interested and or experienced to provide her maximal pleasure, I explored her body with a forgasmination to discern where, how, and through what means she was turned on enough to leave our bedding soaked.
by cardonick October 17, 2025
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Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.
P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.
by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025
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Forestep

The step directly before a jump. Commonly mistaken for a starting jump, it occurs when the paws land at the same time as each other before a jump.
Why don't we just call a canter step a forestep?
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs
I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.
by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007
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