crab rangoon (the food) 

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

crab rangoon (the food) by Willgamer July 8, 2021

personality like a 'can of dog food' 

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.

Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!

personality like a 'can of dog food' by Muttemor May 3, 2021

fast food nazi 

Someone who hates fast food resturaunts and always gets screwed over by not getting what they ordered. Often heard yelling such obscenities like
"Stupid people! Your job is not that fucking hard!!!"

Chris is such a fast food nazi. He is always rude to the people at Taco Bell.

fast food nazi by heino March 27, 2006

chin food 

Commonly known to the public as "junk food." This term was coined when I noticed that the consumption increase of various items and chin mass of my friend were directly proportional.

Brian! I'm hungry. Let me grab some of your chin food.

chin food by lloyd the spider January 11, 2005

undrunk food

food eaten after excessive alcohol consumption to satisfy munchies, to sober up or to avoid having a hangover the following morning

I'm headed home, but first I gotta stop at Philadelphia Cheesesteak Co. for some undrunk food so I'm not crashin tomorrow.

undrunk food by Liz007 November 5, 2008

ping food 

fast food designed to be heated in a microwave

we couldn't be arsed to cook so we opted for ping food

ping food by Claire E White January 18, 2008

Fast Food Freestyle 

-noun
1. A video on youtube of these teens freestyling at the drive-thru at Mcdonalds.

-verb
1. to freestyle at a drive-thru

this is how the fast food freestyle goes in the video:

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...

Fast Food Freestyle by make.a.wish March 27, 2009