by SC756 January 31, 2018
Get the fire on you mug.An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."
by Juney814 August 19, 2007
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An amazon bush fire is when you're having sex with a chick (The "raised missionary" or "deep dish" postions works best for this technique), right when you're about to cum, whip out a lighter and set her pubes ablaze! It'll then be up to you to extinguish the flames with your man foam before the poor girl gets 3rd degree burns.
"I think I was a little too late putting out that amazon bush fire, now it looks like she has a "darkman'gina"
by illestrader December 14, 2007
Get the amazon bush fire mug.The red pubic hair of a redhead (contrary to previous posts, matching pubic hair is not "unique" -- blonds have blond bush, brunettes have black or brown bush, etc -- anyone who doesn't know that probably hasn't seen many women undressed.)
Gawd, you wouldn't believe the fire crotch on that girl!!! Uhmmmm hmmmm, thinkin' about it just turns me on!!!!
by Ihatedummies May 26, 2008
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Get the Forest Fire mug.A winey ass pussy nigger faggot that bitches about everything and cusses kids on call of duty black ops 2
by killemdead9213 December 12, 2013
Get the fireystorm mug.A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used
Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."
by RD champ September 15, 2009
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