Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Fleece family

What Emma is

EMMA YOU ARE A FLEECE FAMILY

by Fleece family December 2, 2020

Family Reunion

The act of finding a wealthy family and starting with the youngest member. Kidnap them and rape them. Then go to the next youngest and repeat the process. Do this until you have the whole family and host a big orgy. Then take a family photo of the corpses using Ray Bans Meta AI glasses.

For thanksgiving this year we hosted a unique Family Reunion in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025

Side family

The family you are somewhat ashamed of but would rather be hanging with

I wish I could've gone to drink with my side family but my main family was having a dinner

by Zacokalo January 4, 2022

Family Circle

Family Circle was an American magazine that covered such topics as homemaking, recipes, and health. It was published from 1932 until the end of 2019

Meredith Corporation, the media and marketing company that publishes popular magazines like Better Homes & Gardens, Magnolia Journal, Real Simple, Martha Stewart Living, and Southern Living, has announced that it will end publication of Family Circle magazine after its December 2019 issue.

Doug Olson, President of Meredith Magazines, issued the following statement:

When we acquired the Time Inc. portfolio of media brands in January 2018, we doubled our presence in the women’s lifestyle category. Our portfolio philosophy continues to emphasize investing in brands that are market leaders and/or possess the highest growth potential. Sometimes, that means making hard decisions.

by Wendysfg May 25, 2023