Facebook fucking

v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat

1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?

1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.

by Sassafras.Honeybadger January 6, 2012

Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.

Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
deadbeat
facebook

by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010

Mexican Facebook

The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.

The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.

by Glenny Glen Glen May 17, 2011

new facebook

The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.

"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."

by epicepicphail October 27, 2008

facebook

the new way to prove your as gay as all your friends think you are

myspace for people who think that myspace was not childish enough

a good way to accomplish nothing...ever...no matter how many times you try to send farmville money to cancer awareness organizations or hungry haitians (see also U.S. Government)

Emo 1: We totally just cut ourselves.
Emo 2: I'm gonna tweet about it and update my facebook.

by backwards thongage February 5, 2010

Facebook Bitch

A Female or Male;prepherably a female. A person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with "facebook bitch" just once. After the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.

Jim: so how was your night?
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)

Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!

by Clairicettttt September 19, 2011

facebook

A cyber universe that's officially lost its mind.

"Kim, I think facebook's going beserk. Pretty soon you're going to be able to add an application to purchase online caskets."

by mergirltwirls December 29, 2008