My fat fucking nuts

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts

Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts

by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

Are you fucking with me

It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me

by jewelsd October 15, 2019

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

When you are least expecting something, but that something is worse than you intended.

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Both: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

by ayo what the fuck April 3, 2022

nigga, fuck yo truce

It means to say, "no, we are not Okay, i am not good with you"

If one person does something and then says are we all good, if one of the guys is not content with what happened to him, he can say "nigga, fuck yo truce" to say that no, we are not on good terms.

by Og nigga October 28, 2013

liberal fucktard

A person with a left leaning political point of view, often tries to convince you that they know more than other people and if anyone disagrees, you are of less intelligence...

Jim is such a liberal fucktard, he is always trying to tell me guns should be illegal.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Fugma

Fugma is a serious disease that anyone can catch when asking what it is.

Stranger 1: “Aye man I think I might have fugma!!”

Stranger 2: “Oh shit what’s Fugma!?!?”

Stranger 1: “Fugma ass GAY ASS NIGGA!!!!”

Stranger 3: “1 like=1 prayer 🙏🏼

by Laceddrugs July 26, 2018