When a show you are streaming appears to be fully loaded but in reality the load bar is full and the show isn't really loaded
Friend 1: Okay movie is loaded lets watch it
*10 minutes later*
Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.
Friend 1: It was a fake load.
*10 minutes later*
Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.
Friend 1: It was a fake load.
by Anonym0us11 December 03, 2011
someone who said they would always be there for you but they aren't. someone who one day decides you aren't worth their time and try to find someone better. someone you thought you could rely on, but then stabs you in the back in the process of their betrayal. a fake friend is a person that makes you feel worthless, jealous, angry, and sad, all at the same time. you can never rely on them, but somehow, you stay with them. in that toxic relationship you can't get out of. there is no escape from them. you just have to sit there and wait.
erin: i don't know what to do. i don't know how to act around her.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
by en@gy November 21, 2018
A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.
She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.
Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.
She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.
Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.
She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.
I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.
Go Fake yourself
I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.
Go Fake yourself
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
Jason the Fake biker he got beat up so much in high school now he's trying to pretend he's tough as a fake biker
Jason the fake biker I'm going to beat your ass again
by Kingofdick July 26, 2019
A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.
"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"
by fphforlife January 12, 2017
Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.
by Swordviper January 22, 2018
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.
by SNAKE CATCHER February 16, 2018