queers who have normal lives but they think their life is the worst. They live in caves and cast spells. The male species wear tight pants and tight shirts that show their out of shape arms. 95% of the time you can only see one of their eyes because they have hair over one of them. These are referred to as "cyclops emos." All of them deny their emonallity. The female species are very bitchy and will snap if you call them emo. they generally all cut their wrist to "relieve their eternal pain and suffering." All emos say people don't understand them and say they have had a crisis happen to them such as molestation and or rape. Emos are usually born nerds who can't seem to mutualize with anybody as friends so they join the emo clan. Emoism usually begins for rejects at around age 13 and usually ends around age 17, but can last much longer.
<<<darkslayer93>>Hey Charlie wut u up 2?
<silentassassin666> Just workin on my spell casting dude wbu?
<<<darkslayer93>>nm im cutting my wrist rite now
<silentassassin666>sweet dude need help? wat 4?
<<<darkslayer93>>some jock today called me emo! can u believe it? if only the world understood my problems!!! but yea u shud come on over
<silentassassin666>aite man ill ttyl
<<<darkslayer93>>make sure u bring some condoms
<silentassassin666>i already got em dude
<silentassassin666> Just workin on my spell casting dude wbu?
<<<darkslayer93>>nm im cutting my wrist rite now
<silentassassin666>sweet dude need help? wat 4?
<<<darkslayer93>>some jock today called me emo! can u believe it? if only the world understood my problems!!! but yea u shud come on over
<silentassassin666>aite man ill ttyl
<<<darkslayer93>>make sure u bring some condoms
<silentassassin666>i already got em dude
by carolinagcock007 July 6, 2009
Get the emomug. emo is like a kiddy version of goth. most emo kids have their hair parted to one side completely covering one eye and they listen to "My chemical romance". and they right bad poetry and are huge drama queens. They may secretly listen to air supply whereas I listen to air supply openly and proudly. lol
that is so emo.
by angela lines angela April 29, 2009
Get the emomug. A. The first name of a comedian.
B. Trendy way to say emotional.
C. An unfortunate name for genre of music that is derived from hardcore punk, but is more experimental and usually more complex. It was called emo because it incorporated more emotions than simple punk anger.
D. An entirely different genre of music based in turn of the century pop punk. Though it's not bad, per se, it tends to be derivative and a little boring. Fans of (C) emo hate (D) emo with a passion.
B. Trendy way to say emotional.
C. An unfortunate name for genre of music that is derived from hardcore punk, but is more experimental and usually more complex. It was called emo because it incorporated more emotions than simple punk anger.
D. An entirely different genre of music based in turn of the century pop punk. Though it's not bad, per se, it tends to be derivative and a little boring. Fans of (C) emo hate (D) emo with a passion.
A. Emo Phillips.
B. Trendy kid: "I'm emo."
C. Antioch Arrow is a good emo band.
D. Alternative Press magazine: "This new emo band is the shit!!!!" (said band sounds just like the last band that the magazine worshipped for a week}
B. Trendy kid: "I'm emo."
C. Antioch Arrow is a good emo band.
D. Alternative Press magazine: "This new emo band is the shit!!!!" (said band sounds just like the last band that the magazine worshipped for a week}
by leonardkoehn August 27, 2008
Get the emomug. although you say that "emo" isn't a term that means "tight pants, sidebangs and diluted, meaningless metaphores" etc, surely if people commonly use the word "emo" to describe all that shit, then the word "emo" really does mean "tight pants, sidebangs and diluted, meaningless metaphores" because that is how it has come to be interpreted. That's called ETYMOLOGY, dumbass, and it's precisely what this site is designed for!
> He is sooo emo
* yeah. Eeeemooo...eeemooo!
Thus a person is labelled as "emo" and the word "emo" is used to describe that type of person. savvy?
* yeah. Eeeemooo...eeemooo!
Thus a person is labelled as "emo" and the word "emo" is used to describe that type of person. savvy?
by save the english language! December 11, 2008
Get the emomug. Emo is something that a lot of people hate and god knows why. There's nothing wrong with it and people need to grow up. Quit putting emo and gothic in the same category they are completely different. I think people should know everything about something if they are going to hate it, I mean what's the point in hating something you know nothing about? So get a life, get off emo's case and worry about something worth while, and if you continue to dwell on it, then go have a cry about it and become what you people assume to be emo.
by River-Lee July 25, 2008
Get the emomug. 