National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

Ring a ding ding

Double speak by members of The Ratpack

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?

by Taugether January 4, 2022

Ming Huang Ding

a chinese person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on top of Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 4, 2022

Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 4, 2022

Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling”

AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022

Hot lime ding

A hot lime ding is a sex position inspired by drake in which you put a hole in a condom fill it with lime hot sauce and fuck the person in the ass

I gave pete the hot lime ding

by Britedevil April 28, 2022

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

by dodgeystyle June 19, 2022