Sudden Death Disease

Sudden Death Disease describes the condition, where something in your chest or stomach suddenly hurts a little too much for a little too long, so you accept the fact that you are going to die, even though you are probably fine.

Are you alright? You seem a bit distressed?

Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just having a mild case of Sudden Death Disease right now.

by Flocke2706 June 14, 2023

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Pranu Disease

Causes excessive touching and need for love. Can lead to a nerdy look and a pedo stash. Symptoms may be attracted to you girlfriends good friend and having glasses

I got the Pranu Disease after fist bumping him!

by Oranges and Turtles April 20, 2023

lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020

Corona Disease

A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were

touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.

Corona Disease is a great infecting virus that is very stupid.

by Meh reh March 15, 2020

Lucky Disease

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024

Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.

Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.

by Compo90 December 13, 2021