by smifsta March 20, 2009
When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.
by timboslice84 August 01, 2014
When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.
My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.
I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
by Largedwarf April 13, 2019
A David Dexter is a bad ass mother fucker That constantly thinks about banging his missis. Normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using sex toys
by Djafd2 October 08, 2015
Nash David is a slang term probably originating from the 1819 comic "David!" used to describe a very masculine man usually with a HUGE package that is a dark horse type character with good taste. Typical Nash David's swoop in to rescue distraught maidens with large breasts and wet cookies. They make all the ladies swoon but are for some reason unavailable to any of them for long. Be wary of these creatures! They are chiseled, handsome men, and the smell of their testosterone can and will bring all women in proximity into a primitive mindset, incapable of reason, or refusal of business. The most common usage of the term Nash David is to describe men who are often in short-term relationships, leaving the female counterpart distraught upon his depature.
by Joe Clien December 13, 2022
A term incomprehensible and undefinable by any medium of mortal communication. The last stop on the infinite forms of complex intellectuality incomparable to any level of anything in and beyond existence.
-Damn bro, you haven't made The David Difference?
-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.
-No
-Man dude that's all good. Whether in this life or the next, you'll become David eventually. Everyone does.
by positivedead December 07, 2021
An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
by Jamol tech tips December 29, 2022