coffee with cream

If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream
by Spin daddy mike August 29, 2017
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Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"
by GraysonA December 10, 2019
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coffee stirrer

Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
by TranTran December 12, 2011
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too much coffee

-“I drink too much coffee”
-“bullshit
by Luke.c October 03, 2020
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Miami coffee

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?
by Hadita December 02, 2023
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chunky iced coffee

When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
by Sidewhore January 31, 2018
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