If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
by Spin daddy mike August 29, 2017
Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
by GraysonA December 10, 2019
Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
by TranTran December 12, 2011
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