cat shat

When you put a cork in a cats butt, wait a week. Then take it out and see how much shat spews out. Then you'll be screaming "Aaahh! Cat shat".

Malissa: "Hey man, my brother just got a new cat. Ugh, I hate cats"
Andrew: "Lets make it cat shat!"

by mduubz August 12, 2010

cat in the bathtub

When a man tries to put his balls into somebody's asshole.

Example: I tried the cat in the bathtub last night. What is that? I tried to put my balls in my wife's ass. How was that? You every try putting a cat in the bathtub?

by Bathman0922 September 20, 2013

Cat's Pajamas

Slang Used in the 20’s, this expression is very similar to "cool."

Also the name of my kitty rescue. Save the homeless kitties. Adopt now!

The Cat's Pajamas is a No-Kill rescue!

by cantgoback</3 January 6, 2013

fat cat

A plump, juicy vagina

Julie has a fat cat

by dasmol February 13, 2004

cat in a bathtub

Ok first off, I've seen this as dog in the bathtub on this site and it is wrong. Dogs love water, cats hate water. Which is why when you are fucking a girl in the ass and manage to get your nuts up in her too it is called cat in the bathtub. Have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? It is about as tough as getting both nuts up a girls ass.

I was fucking me Julie in the ass last night and I stuffed my nuts in her ass too. Man, she thrashed around like a cat in a bathtub!

by Lebonier March 30, 2005

house cat

Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.

Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".

by B*rad August 13, 2007

cat's paw

A Guinea pig i.e. someone to do the dangerous work.

A monkey wanted some chestnuts which were roasting in the ashes of the fireplace. A cat was sleeping on the hearth. To avoid getting burned, the monkey used the cat's paw to drag the chestnuts out of the ashes.

by Earl F. Parrish February 28, 2006