Canadian ghost

If your at a party and you hear of the canadian ghost, either its amazing bud, or it is a king amongst men standing in true stoner fashion ready to set things off.

Dude i was at lizzy's place last night and one of her friends friends was a canadian ghost, ive never been so lifted.

Dude did you see that bud, it was straight canadian ghost.

by neverstoplookingaway July 24, 2011

Canadian

Snow mexican

:Look at that canadian
:Snow mexicans are so nice

by Starbucks Mexican May 17, 2017

Canadian Double-Cross

When your best friend fucks your girlfriend/wife, but you're ok with that and stay friends with both of them

-Did you know that Jack fucked Adam's girlfriend? Best part is, Adam still hang out with them.
-A classic canadian double-cross... What a cuck!

by helghaasst December 10, 2017

Canadian Autism

A disease that’s very similar in nature to autism. However this form of autism is Canadian. Every Canuck is born with this disease. Canadian Autism can be spread in many ways: By eating Canadian bacon( another name for dried ham), consuming maple syrup as a beverage, or drinking milk from a bag. Canadian Autism can also be contracted from another Canadian(or another person with the disease) via physical contact or hearing them saying unintelligible phrases or sentences, like their usual “eh”. As of now, December 28th, 2018 there is no cure or treatment to Canadian Autism.

Noah offered me some bacon at the the Toronto Maple Leafs game. Unfortunately I didn’t know it was Canadian bacon and I contracted Canadian Autism.

by Pussy Annihilator December 28, 2018

Canadian Tuxedo

Having sex while wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and using maple syrup as lube

Dude: “Bro, last night Jessic finally let me use the Canadian Tuxedo!”

by BradHuttButt March 10, 2019

Canadian Special

Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?

Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.

“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Canadian History

A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.

The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.

by ABC123 don't touch me. February 5, 2010