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Penis tip of Canada

Where Toronto and the surrounding areas are, includes Ottawa and Montreal.
"i live in Toronto!"
"you live in the Penis tip of Canada?"
by Freecorn1854 August 3, 2023
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Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.
by Blue orange March 3, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of defecating on someone's forehead after eating an entire pound of Canadian bacon.
Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
by nochinadoll February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)
I did a Canada's History on your mom last night.
by Exail February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases
OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010
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