So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
by koymal June 04, 2022
Week long event on Financial Literacy. Objective to get people to talk and think about spending money wisely
"What's up with your Loot, Homie" I don't know, I have to go to Credit Education Week Canada event to find out.
by Elena Jara October 22, 2010
The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.
Have you tried Canada Water?
Haha what?
You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
Haha what?
You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019
by lifeisapartyandimthepinata November 17, 2019
Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.
Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.
by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013
Home of the crack heads. AKA glockcester. Dont mess around cause youll probably either get shot stabbed or the crap beaten out of you. welcome to gloucester have a nice day.
by gloucester born n raised January 03, 2012